DEVINITY DIDN’T SMELL DIVINE
Thanks for your interest in my fragrance, Devinity.
After several people claimed the combination of jasmine and seaweed smelled like a gym sock dunked in orange soda, I’ve decided to leave the world of eau de parfums.
Getting it right ain’t easy and unfortunately this venture didn’t pass the smell test.
But while I may not know my sandalwood from my cedarwood, I do know football. And PrizePicks is where I can finally get it right. Just pick 2+ players and predict More or Less on their stats (like More on Mahomes’ passing yards) for a chance to bask in the musk of victory.”
So join me on the app and hit this community play, with me and Marshawn Lynch, so we can get it right together.
-Adam